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MY LIFE IS COMPLETE:
I love this show. Ms. Flowers wishes we could stretch like that. Who else watched this show!!!!??!?!?!
Some more video links to jog your memory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJwS1mfj6j4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJa7P6dfmco&feature=related
What I thought as I watched this was: Holy Crap she’s kind of uglier than I remember.
Finally, a big girl in children’s programming.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Amanda, Angela, Arizona Dream, Artesia, Corpse Bride, Ernest, fangirls, Finding Neverland, Johnny Depp, La Poo Poo, Little India, Mexican't, Nntesh, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Sands, Six Degrees, spam, viagra, Youtube
It is so hot my palms sweat. I hate this weather!
I keep getting spam from drug companies like viagra. Gee, thanks for the hint.
And spam from “lonelygirl” and weird fake guys. What happens when you respond to those? I should have Ernest respond, except that would be cruel.
I’m sad that I can’t find “Arizona Dream” on Youtube anymore. It’s my favorite movie, and I need to watch it again to verify that it is my favorite movie. Today my sister and I had this debate (well, it was a pretty lame debate) over how horrible it would be to live with Sands from OUaTiM. No, that was not sixth grade “I’m technologically cute” spelling, see terminology dictionary for more details. Well of course it would be horrible! He’s got no eyes, and don’t tell me, fangirls, that you could look past that and love him for his sweet self. What sweet self. Besides, to look past those eyeholes would be torture. Not to say that I don’t love Sands as a character. He’s a great character, just not someone you’d want to spend the rest of your life with, “for better or for worse”. Okay. Why did I just ramble on about marrying a Johnny Depp character.
To compensate:
Sands: Are you a Mexi-can, or a Mexi-can’t?
Big Mexican Guy Whose Name I Have Forgotten: I’m a Mexi-can!
“I can’t see, f*ckmook, I have no eyes!”
Today I read something about never giving up your childhood dreams. Six Degreeing it to Finding Neverland, I read it. The writer talked about finding responsibility and occasionally returning back to your dreams. Then she mentioned some dreams she had that she had hung on to. Being successful? That’s not a childhood dream! That’s a dream you have when you’re fifteen! Well, for most fifteen year olds. I dream that I fetch cookies across a city for my recently deceased grandmother. What I think of when I hear “never giving up on your childhood dreams” is keeping a somewhat childlike personality (the happy sides of childhood, not the brattiness) and loving bright, colorul things. Not being too cynical and hating everything.
That’s the difference I see between people at my school. It’s what created Ernest, my mom plucking her hair into elaborate designs, and La Poo Poo. And I love to watch children’s TV shows. Sometimes it’s too boring to have just the bare necessities…tee hee. Reference?
I have a new kinda favorite quote: “You have to write the story that needs to be written. And if it’s too complicated for grownups, then you write it for children.”
I think I write so much better now because I accept writing in this weird satirical mocking way. I remember when I wrote like a freaking dead person in 3rd grade. “She was hungry, for she had not eaten in three moons.” What the heck. I hate the word “for”. And “moons.” Just say days, dammit! I’m much better at humor than weird drama. I can’t write drama without mocking it, even a little. And that TV script writer said all the people who write on the comedy shows are super smart and went to Ivy League schools. Nah, I’m not going to be that arrogant. My GPA doesn’t back it up.
I think I’ll create an Nntesh update if I see any information. He was last seen in Little India, in Downey, I think. Not Artesia, or me and Angela and Amanda would have mobbed him. Has anyone seen him?
“All around the world.” Hahaha.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Ernest, Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp, sushmita, grapes, aerobics, ballet, tuxedo, rigor mortis, Romantic, dead, dance, No Man's Land, AP Human Geography, 21 Jump, Captain Jack Sparrow, Tom Hanson, 80's, Geoffrey Rush, Norther Winslow, Big Fish, Spectre, Ryan Ross, Brendan Urie
I am so happy. I just got my fourth review for Sushmita. GAAH. Yes.
As I predicted, Tryphena said there weren’t enough vivid details in “Little Bobby”. I edited her essay, and I was kind of shocked at how good it was. This proves that we should only be asked to write fiction in school. See how much better our writing gets when we don’t talk about the Romantic Era?!?!
I seem to be typing Ernest-style. Also, these keys are stiff. Like dead people, specifically like that girl in the Dance Room poster about the hamstring stretch? That was a good example of rigor mortis.
Ugh. I’m thinking of making a new tuxedo for Ernest. I don’t like the shabby one. And I’m sad because I’ve gotten B’s on all my tests so far except for AP Human Geography.
It’s really weird when Ms. Flowers offers us incentives in Aerobics. It’s like, why would we need that? We’re like a bunch of fat caterpillars looking up at this weird lady who’s trying to make us be ballet leaders. Heck no. We don’t even run, what kind of rewards would we get? I do miss the outdoors though. I wish we’d go outside on Fridays. Whatever, the gym makes me crazy. Something about being stuck in the gym makes me walk in weird ways and prance (not ballet prancing) and walk through the middle where the freaky wildcat that Mrs. Bruesch and her sister painted (and like to remind us of that fact) is and pretend I’m walking through No Man’s Land. As I said, it’s the gym. Today as we did across the floor exercises I looked up past Ms. Flower’s excited eyes and saw the same freakish wildcat gazing down at us! Then I had an epiphany that the dance room was in the front of the gym. I keep having these re-epiphanies.
PS. My titles don’t mean anything, well, maybe relates a little, but it’s just what pops into my head right after I finish a post. It probably has nothing to do with what’s going on in my life.
I’m frustrated with Sushmita. So many options of how she’ll escape that jail cell. If she escapes. I need chocolate.
UPDATE: Yesterday I watched 21 Jump Street, specifically the one where Jackie and Tom break up. I admit, I laughed and was happy. Johnny Depp did that weird swing thing he does a lot in 21 Jump Street when Tom is mad. Kind of like Captain Jack Sparrow, but with less hair flying around the shoulders. More of the overly-gelled 80’s hair flopping about.
Miya finally watched Big Fish. Now we can idolize Norther Winslow again! And thus, my dentist. Thus, Brendan Urie. Thus, Ryan Ross. Okay, now I’m just name-dropping for tags. And thus, etc. etc. etc.
Grass so green,
Sky so blue,
Spectre is really great!
Is it that he is a player? Teehee.
Every time I think of Mrs. Perry, I remember that Geoffrey Rush conversation we had in Bio last year where she told me that Geoffrey Rush would be a bad choice of mate evolution-wise. Gross. Anyways, during Fall Play auditions, she was there and as I got on stage she smiled at me. Omg. Geoffrey Rush conversation rushed into my head, and I was disturbed.
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Ernest’s first actual piece of clothing is finished. No, the party hat and bow tie did not count as full pieces of clothing. They are now tucked away in Ernest’s Snoopy box of doom. I mean clothing. Except that his tuxedo won’t fit. Yes, I did say tuxedo. Ernest has his James Bond outfit finished, with the exception of buttons and that huge gun that Daniel Craig lugs around in the Quantum of Solace poster.
It looks shabby, I think. That’s because I had to rip stuff off and reglue a lot. Gah. Spongebob was also in my head…oh yeah because my sister kept playing Spongebob clips on Neopets. Grrr. I can’t believe people still like Neopets. And that they shamelessly promote other things on their site. As if it were a Neopets thing. And her Neopet is uglier than my Neopet. Yes, I have a Neopet, but it hasn’t eaten since fourth grade.
It’s fun to do fashion designs for Ernest, but I need more ideas. I’ve got a Prince Philip (Sleeping Beauty)costume for the photoshoot, Batman, which will end up being a weird stew of all the Batmans, I think, and a speedo. (I’m considering a star-spangled banner pattern. By the way, this cafeteria man on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader didn’t know the lyrics to the National Anthem. We should pie him. With Sweeney Todd’s pies. Also, the winter solstice is on December 21st, the day Sweeney Todd came out. Which means this year, my turn to do the layout for the Youth Forum is also December 21st. And, the trailer for Public Enemies comes out on Christmas! What a delightful present. I feel like Little Bobby from my English essay. What a long parentheses thingy this has been! I was playing Six Degrees with everything in my life at the moment.) It’s fun to draw Ernest designs because he’s just a rectangle. Huzzah for simplicity. DING! A Borat style swimsuit? Gross…
Ugh! What smells like rat? Ewww sudden dead frozen rat smell infestation in my house.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: academy, Alice in Wonderland, Aspects, Batman, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cars, China, Corpse Bride, Disney, Ernest, fanfiction, Johnny Depp, La Poo Poo, Paul Newman, PE Dance/Aerobics, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Dark Knight, Tim Burton
Pictures are here from the first day on the set of “Alice In Wonderland”! Huzzah. You might want to lower the sound, it’s kind of annoying. Laudepp tends to use do that…it’s how I first heard the migrant worker song.
I looked at a picture of Batman from “The Dark Knight” and I think I’m going to make Ernest’s costume one of the old Batman’s, slightly (okay very much) campier. Yay.
Not yay: Paul Newman is dead. I liked his movies (except ”Cars”, which, like most cartoons, get old. Pas de “Corpse Bride”!), especially “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”. It was very PotC like. Tee hee.
Also not yay: Joe quoted me wrong in “Aspects”. I would never go to academy. I hate academies. I hate them. But whatever. Someone out there loves them…I think.
I don’t have much to say. I’m hungry but I’m full at the same time. Also, I’m freaked out to eat anything now because of that whole China thing. And, I want to stretch all the time. I blame PE Dance/Aerobics.
It’s quite sad how La Poo Poo’s blog is so unliked. And please comment (on any of our blogs) because even when you are lurking stealthily I know you have been here. I just…don’t know who. So comment! And review the fanfiction maybe. Miya, I opened the thing so that you can even if you don’t have an account.
EDIT: Chapter 3 of Sushmita is up.
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I forgot it was church today. What stress my future has caused me.
I want this shirt. http://fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=4251&cat=103# Sadly, it is for men, and is $30. I am sad.
In honor of English class:
I’m just bored, so I’m posting. My real post for today is below. Plus I saw that super cool tshirt and just wanted to share. Because it’s awesomeness cannot be described verbally, unlike that Run Forest Run shirt.
I pondered taking Ernest trick or treating, but then I realized I was tempted to use him as my candy bag. Then I was worried his head might break. Gah, what costume should he wear? I should start soon…
No, I just heard a Jonas Brothers song. I feel like someone just dumped macaroni and cheese on me, sans macaroni. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_rEtPpbdR8 hahah the Burger King is hilarious. Beware though, if you click I shall only say that cheese is hard to wash off.
Things That Annoy Ricky Gervais:
“Gossip magazines. The worst is the “spotted” section. “Spotted! Johnny Depp on the set of his new movie.” Brilliant. What a surprise, him being there. “You’ll never guess what I read: someone spotted Johnny Depp!” “Oh, yeah? Where?” “Miles away, different country, doesn’t matter.”"
teehee.
arieldepp a disparu.
Update: I just read the pilot script for “Fringe” Walter and Gene the cow are hilarious. I may start watching just because of them. I think I’ll be like Walter when I’m old, except I’ll know a lot of PotC trivia instead of weird math/chemistry stuff.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: aerobics, Alice in Wonderland, ballet, Benny and Joon, David and Lisa, Disney, drama, Ernest, Grand Canyon, grapes, Jack Sparrow, James bond, Johnny Depp, La Poo Poo, Lone Ranger, Mexican't, Miya, music, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, orchestra, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates of the Caribbean 4, roll dance, Shannon, Six Degrees, Spanish, Sushi, sushmita, Tonto, Tonto Ridge, Ugly Betty, underwear model, vaudeville
Happy news! http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/20080925/122232659600.html
Attention Miya: “Alice in Wonderland” news – click link!
I really think Johnny Depp agreed to play Tonto because of the name. In the soundtrack for “Once Upon a Time in Mexico”, he wrote a song under the name “Tonto’s Giant Nuts”. Tee hee? So when my family wandered into the Grand Canyon, I giggled at “Tonto Ridge” And I giggled when I read in a Spanish dictionary (just because I wanted to) that Tonto was stupid. Huzzah.
Also, in other Six Degrees news, Frank asked Michael if he was a mexi-can or a mexi-can’t. I giggled, once again. “Once upon a Time in Mexico” reference! I screamed inside. Then that guy’s face popped into my head and he was like, “I’m a mexi-CAN.” And I laughed.
Anyways, the news even says there’s going to be PotC FOUR. Oh dear god. It was confirmed that they were developing it. Oh Disney, I love it when you give press conferences that have actual information.
In my haste this morning, I forgot to bring Ernest to school. Sigh, he’ll be there tomorrow. I’m really scared to write the new chapter of Sushmita. Writing Jack Sparrow intimidates me. Grr. I can’t even conjure his personality in my head anymore, or any of those oocbutstealthilyseemingincharacther jack sparrows in some fanfictions. I’d watch the movie for research, but I don’t feel like it. Besides, my dad might get mad and scream “Johnny Depp is going to die!!!!” again. Last time he did that, I felt like laughing but I had to show respect. Sigh. I used sigh twice just now.
Aerobics is so frustrating. And boring, and sweatful, and B.O.full. Only Sushi looks happy doing the whatever we learned today. We did so much of the same step that I rotated to every single platform. Not ALL, but all the way to the end. Oh yeah, today’s step was the lunge, I remember now. Whatever, it sucked. I slid off my platform. Everytime I do platform aerobics, I feel like Shannon, the one who left, because my arms jiggle like monkeys. Not the fat, the whole arm jiggles off my shoulder. It’s really gross.
Also, today I yawned during stretching and my vision cleared up for a second. But one second was all it took for me to see my reflection in the huge ballet mirror. Maybe I damaged my cornea.
Yesterday one of the English vocabulary words was “earnestly”. Yes, I giggled. Then I realized that Ernest was named well. “Earnest” means sincere intent, etc. I giggled again. Also, “Ugly Betty” premiers today. I’ll probably watch tomorrow…after Chinese school…darn.
Which reminds me: tomorrow is the one week anniversary of our blogs. Maybe we’ll celebrate. Well, I am bringing Ernest to school. I miss La Poo Poo. His new job takes him away from home so much. When he is home, he likes to go to resorts to unwind. Now I know why James Bond goes through girls so quickly. How can you live like that? With underwear modeling, at least he was home almost all the time because with La Poo Poo’s skill, it’s just picture taking and he’s done. No makeup required, just a snap of him in underwear. He was that good. Unfortunately the photographer grew jealous, and also really really really loved dogs…
Grr. Auditions for “David and Lisa” are Monday. So is orchestra. DIE. It’s like the question of my life. Music vs. drama.
Ernest wants to blog, so I’ll let him. I’m also going to update Sushmita. Don’t kill me if Jack is out of character. Well, no one cares as much as former Grapes did. Omg…even Grapes is a figment of my PotC obsession…I’ll never escape.
Also, the other day we did ballet to vaudeville music. I wanted to do the roll dance from “Benny and Joon”. Just saying.
And, “The Show” by Lenka reminds me of “Finding Neverland”. Again, I don’t know why.
UPDATE: http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117992798.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
Gosh I am so happy.
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OMG WHERE’S ERNEST. Seriously.
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La Poo Poo secretly admitted to me that he feels sad about the lack of views on his blog. He does try hard, taking time out of his busy job to update as much as he can. Sadly, it seems, Ernest’s attempts at the keyboard are much more to the public’s taste. Oh, poor La Poo Poo. Who can blame him for blaming Ernest for all of life’s inequities?
Today Amanda and I realized we both read Mickey’s Alphabet Soup when we were little, because we both knew what an Uglifruit was. I hope I spelled it right. Lunch was fun. I almost died laughing, but I had to finish my baguette sandwich (sorry Ernest).
Just posted chapter two of fanfiction, I drastically changed PotC 1 already. Thank you Miya, for the comment. I changed it now. GROSS. Miya’s always telling me something that kills an inside joke forever…haha beavers. Now that…guahkfjaklfjds.
Back to school night in several minutes. I think I’ll let Ernest post after I come back, I don’t trust him with the computer. He’ll get to sleep later for his blog. Oh, joy. Once Ernest stays up past 8, he’s not going to sleep at all. La Poo Poo will blog…whenever La Poo Poo gets home from his latest…event.
