Mr. Perry’s joke: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have arms.
I’ve just realized that Ernest too, doesn’t have arms. I think there’ll be a trip to the park in the near future. What? It’s something I want to see.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Ernest, Johnny Depp, arieldepp, ariel, Borat, scandalous, r-rated, imposter, Winona Ryder, Marilyn Monroe, bed, poster, kiss, baseball hat, Strega Nona, Tomie DePaola, Five More Friends, Steven Spielberg, actors, don't vote, Orlando Bloom, constipation, British
arieldepp released a new video. But it’s quite scandalous. So I’m not posting it here.
Anyways, there’s nothing Johnny Depp related in this one, except in one shot where Ariel is doing this imposter Marilyn Monroe thing on a bed and in the back there’s a poster of Johnny Depp and Ariel kissing.
Which is obviously that picture of Johnny Depp with the backwards baseball hat and Winona Ryder.
Strega Nona! He should have made it Nona Forever instead of wino. Haha but I’m guessing Johnny Depp cares more about wine than Strega Nona.
Omg and there’s this hilarious video called “Five More Friends” where Steven Spielberg directs actors to say “Don’t vote”. Borat is hilarious. He reminds me of a scandalous Ernest. When Orlando Bloom popped in with a look of constipation on his face, I was like, “What the heck!” and then I rewinded to see it in higher quality. What’s he doing in it anyways? He’s British…whatever.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: grapes, Sweeney Todd, what's eating gilbert grape, Twilight, Edward Cullen, Gilbert Grape, shiny, shimmer, glitter, sparkle, Epiphany, livejournal
Read this and tell me Gilbert is not Edward. Oh my god, it’s all fitting together now. What’s eating Gilbert Grape? I am so pale that I too, would shimmer in the field.
EPIPHANY!
I found this on livejournal, it was made by tigerlily_icons
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: AP Human Geography, assemblies, blog, Bouillon, breathing, chinese, cool, costume, deep, Ernest, extra credit, Hairspray, halloween, hell week, hyper, I hate my life, insecure, Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, kayak, Le Petit Nicolas, Miya, motivational speaker, Pirates of the Caribbean, position paper, posts, preteen, random, references, resistance, SAT II, stupidity, sushmita, teenagers, trivia, weird
Chapter 5 of Sushmita is finally up. Miya, you can’t be mad at me anymore! Unless Chapter 6 takes over a week as well…
This week had the potential to be a hell week, but it wasn’t. There were moments of “I hate my life and I’m going to go deep again,” but I got through it. I hope stress over the position paper and my costume and Ernest’s costume and the SAT II don’t get to me.
I slept for like, 5 hours today. I just lay down to study Human and fell asleep to the tune of Hairspray.
The motivational speaker was the same guy from last year and that kind of sucked. I disliked his breathing and Bouillon-like habits of needing people to look him in the eyes. I hate when adults do that to us in assemblies, like the kayak guy who had to disguise his discipline as “picking you as a volunteer to sit up front”. Are they insecure or something?
Anyways, the speaker had good intentions so I’m not going to diss him anymore. Except for one quick fact that he didn’t reference Johnny Depp this year. There were actually less references in general. But I did gripe last year about him confusing Johnny Depp with Jack Sparrow, as if he were the SAME.
You’re all reading this and thinking I’m crazy. But…yeah. I guess if he had to dumb down references for the sake of the audience. Tee hee.
If one day Mr. Perry picks me to pick the extra credit question topic it will be PotC. Because I would ace that question. How come I get the feeling I just jinxed myself and now there are questions flooding into my mind that I cannot answer? And the feeling that I’ve lost my trivia knowledge because of my resistance!?
I’m glad this blog doesn’t have any of my deep posts. If you want deep and angsty, go to my old blog. I’d rather you didn’t though, it’s kind of embarassing. And there are lots of posts, and the time I had that blog was during the days of preteen stupidity, when one thinks it is cool to be weird and wants to flaunt one’s hyperness and randomnity to all.
Yes, those are not real words.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: acting, movies, retire, Sean Connery, shit
Sean Connery has retired from acting.
Dangnabbit, who’s going to turn “sit” into poop for me anymore?
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Demi Lovato, Disney Channel, fangirl, How Does She Know, inspiration
I had a panic attack during Demi Lovato’s cover of “That’s How You Know” because I couldn’t think of another song to turn to.
I’ve never heard her sing before because of my avoidance of most Disney Channel stars, but I don’t think I’ll be hearing anymore voluntarily.
It also ruined my newly struck inspiration.
Note to self: prepare for fangirl onslaught.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: backyard, birthday, cackling, grunting, happy birthday, joe, neighbors, old lady, pigs, song, toga, witch
My neighbors are having a party.
So far they’ve sung “Happy Birthday” thrice, the second time it went like this:
“Happy birthday to yoo! Happy birthday to yoo! Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!”
The third (and hopefully final time) it went like this: “Happy birthday to yoo (an old lady sang it like na na na na na na!) Happy birthday to yoo! Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to yoo!” Then they all started grunting like pigs.
All day now, there’s been loud witch cackling coming from past my backyard. This party has been going on since I woke up.
The second and third songs happened within two minutes of each other.
Save me.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: AP Human, arieldepp, Captain Jack Sparrow, fail, Hindu, KOST 103.5, media lab, migration, Miya, mother divine, sri kaleshwar, stealthy grapes, sultry
As Capstain Jack Sparrow would say: “Finely!”
The story behind this is during one of our stealthy grapes sessions in the media lab I looked up migration for our AP Human project and this ad was on the page. Except I hadn’t scrolled down and this was all we saw.
And Miya began to read, “Who is Mother Divine?” in a sultry KOST 103.5 voice. Then I scrolled down.
And it was a man. Yes, we understand the man is not Mother Divine, but is in fact Sri Kaleshwar. And yes, we understand that this is part of Hindu religion, but the ad is so misleading it’s slightly fail. I hope I didn’t offend anyone.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: balloon, bandaid, blood, chinese, john kerry, purple heart, pus, this land is your land
I like to examine my bandaids after I rip them off to see if there’s wound gunk on them. It’s like a purple heart for US soldiers and John Kerry (who “still got three purple hearts”), a sign of valor for the booboo. I’ve never used the term booboo in my life, but here it is because it’s 11:20 and I couldn’t think of an adjective for wound.
If the booboo is a serious one, it will leave blood. If it is mild, it will leave a light yellow stain, such as pus. If it is not serious and you were just being paranoid and bandaid happy, it will leave nothing.
I’m commissioning my dad to pop the suffering balloon. Soon.
What’s the correct way to spell bandaid anyways? In Chinese we call it an OK bang. Haha. More nasty things. No. Meaning OK stick. Like, “bang” means stick, rod, strip, etc. This still sounds bad. I’m just going to stop now.
My dad has popped the balloon.
